drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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