i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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