I wanna bring you to show and tell
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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