no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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