So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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