Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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