it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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