She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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