Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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