I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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