Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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