Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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