Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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