We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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