fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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