I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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