good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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