we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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