About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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