you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I've blown a few things in my day
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Mom said you looked used
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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