please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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