when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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