your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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