Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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