Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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