Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize