Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
