I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Blood and glitter go together right?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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