Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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