Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
