yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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