My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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