should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
