The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
