I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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