you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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