Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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