idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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