was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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