you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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