what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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