Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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