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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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