No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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