Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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