I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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