rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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