I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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