I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
What a dumb baby whore.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
