I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize