I could have mohawked her pubes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You can't just leave with hair like that
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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