Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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