"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we made out on top of his cat.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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